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Your mother eats lunch
for breakfast




The more I know of men...
the more I like chickens




I'd rather be kicking
you in the face








You can't hug your children
with nuclear arms




Economists do it with models




Chris died for your sins
(from the show "Weeds")








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  • All shirts are $15.95, stickers are $1.95. You can pay by credit card through Paypal or Google Checkout, though I prefer Google Checkout (lower fees).
  • Shipping is calculated at actual cost, but it's about $2.50 in US & Canada, $7 elsewhere (much less for stickers). I ship worldwide.
  • All shirts are American Apparel brand which is very high-quality and way comfortable("Kicking" is Fruit of the Loom, but that's still a good brand).
  • Women's sizes are about 1.5 sizes below men's on average. Women's sizes also have a slightly different "form" than men's, but the difference is really quite small. See men's sizing chart here.
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  • For more t-shirts, go to my bro's site The T-Shirt Insurgency, which was recently featured in the Washington Post here!
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  • For more pics, click on the pics.